|Aley the fairy|
|Position||Maxx's sidekick, cook|
|Status||Friends with Maxx|
|Height||about 0.7 m (can shrunk in size when enters his/her keg)|
“ I can conjure mouthwash? Awesome!”
-Aley the fairy
Aley the Fairy (first appearance #35) is a magical fairy that can conjure ale, however, he/she also has the ability to conjure all sorts of other concoctions. He/she can also cook other kinds of food, like proshute, Peking duck on ale-soaked rice, lobster simmered in ale, and lizard stew. Aley's gender is uncertain, as Maxx/Cyril thinks it's a he, while Hannah/June thinks it's a she. Aley does tend to display more masculine traits, however, but there has been no confirmation from Jesse, who has left Aley's gender-ambiguous and refers to Aley as he/she.
Aley's dream is to go to ale Nirvana then drink it, which would grow him/her a magnificent mustache.
He/she has the power to resurrect people, first shown in comic #176 in which he/she saved Cyril. Aley CAN however, gets used up and collapses into mush upon doing so. He/she also killed the Arms Dealer Tyrone in comic #232 and then believed he/she was a murderer. He/she then told the others (and a rabbit) that Tyrone was evil to cover for himself/herself, though he/she had to reveal the truth as soon as June the asked.
“Hey, did you know that guy who jumped into our camp? He’s, like pure evil. A total toolbag.”
-Aley, comic 235
After Aley's fairy fuzz layer is torn off by Hannah, Aley takes on an appearance similar to that of Tatl, from "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask". Aley is of a similar size to the other characters in the comic (from the tips of his/her wings). Prior to having his/her fairy fuzz layer torn off, Aley had an appearance resembling a Pixie's sprite from Terraria but had stubble on his/her face because:
Well, I'm an ale fairy. What did you expect?
Aley, in comic #35
Aley later confesses to Hannah that the stubble is actually pipe cleaners Aley glued to his/her face for no good reason. This leads to Hannah attempting to pull the pipecleaners off, which leads to Aley's fuzz layer being torn off (see above).
Aley is capable of firing lasers and is also capable of exploding, with seemingly no harm done to himself/herself.
He/she was eaten by the Eye of Cthulhu and proceeded to somehow explode and destroy the Eye instantly while Maxx was knocked out, causing June to get angry at him/her for robbing Maxx of his first chance to prove himself, making him less prepared for future challenges.
In comic #268, Maxx manages to grab Aley and shove him/her in a giant hornet nest, causing Aley to charge and completely explode the nest while Maxx, Cyril(knocked out), and June hide in a dirt bunker.
- Aley's real name has never actually been confirmed. In a typical move, Maxx named him/her Aley due to Aley's use of ale and Maxx adding a '-y' to most titles. The characters of the comic usually refer to Aley by this title, and even Aley him/herself has adopted it as their name, but their real name has never been stated. According to Aley, most fairies don't have names and get each other's attention by screaming 'HEY LISTEN!' In reference to Navi, the infamous fairy from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
- Aley views him/herself as Maxx's fairy sidekick.
- When Aley arrives at Max's pub, he/she says that he/she had been looking for hot fairies and saw the torches which he thought were "Hot fairies."
- Because NPC:s have 250 hp and Aley killed Tyrone with his/her laser, that means that his/her laser does at least 250 damage.
- His/her explosion does at most 1400 damage, as it killed the Eye of Cthulhu in its second form.
- He/She may be made out of pickled beer.
- He/She states "Take this, It's dangerous to go alone!' while giving Xane's dagger to Cyril